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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Gez - please be happy that I am going on holiday for 2 weeks. I deserve it.
     
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    Jimmy Squarefoot, Feb 27, 2013
  2. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    My page currently reads:

    Getting Paid...

    To stick or twist.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Feb 27, 2013
  3. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I'll be happy for you if you promise to provide international **** updates <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 27, 2013
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 27, 2013
  5. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if farts have accents...

    If you were in an airport loo and the stall next to you is a bloke gassing whilst he poop... could someone be trained to tell where he is from by his toot's accent?

    Does a geordie toot in a different accent to a cockney?

    I think the government needs to supply grant money for scientific observation.
     
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    Milk Milk, Feb 27, 2013
  6. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Dammit I had to use that filthy portaloo this morning. Had a Kebab last night and there was no way I was lasting til Hometime. :mad:
     
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    Radio Klopp, Feb 28, 2013
  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    You should leave the door open <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 28, 2013
  8. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    I had a kebab for lunch today and I had to take a dump in the shop. Back at the office now ... and I need another one ... but someone is already in there :(
     
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    Jimmy Squarefoot, Feb 28, 2013
  9. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe, Feb 28, 2013
  10. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Hiya
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 28, 2013

  11. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    I came in here to sit and think,
    But all I do is **** and stink.

    <ok>
     
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    BCR, Feb 28, 2013
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stop ****ing repeating yourself. It wasn't funny the first time round <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 28, 2013
  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    FFS...<doh>



    <whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 28, 2013
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Knohead <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 28, 2013
  15. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 28, 2013
  16. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Can't beat a first thing in the morning drop off
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 1, 2013
  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Morning knoheads.

    Morning session underway. Making space for a charity ball/dinner tonight. Add the Guinness and scotch and you get a horrid session tomorrow. Unpaid :sad:
     
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    Zingy, Mar 1, 2013
  18. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    My early morning visit was unpaid too (obviously). Might have to have a 'fake' visit later <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 1, 2013
  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 1, 2013
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Freebie!

    #pageseven <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 6, 2013
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