My other half (not married) certainly knows how to kick up a stink!
Gez - please be happy that I am going on holiday for 2 weeks. I deserve it.
My other half (not married) certainly knows how to kick up a stink!
Gez - please be happy that I am going on holiday for 2 weeks. I deserve it.

I'll be happy for you if you promise to provide international **** updates![]()

Dammit I had to use that filthy portaloo this morning. Had a Kebab last night and there was no way I was lasting til Hometime.![]()

I wonder if farts have accents...
If you were in an airport loo and the stall next to you is a bloke gassing whilst he poop... could someone be trained to tell where he is from by his toot's accent?
Does a geordie toot in a different accent to a cockney?
I think the government needs to supply grant money for scientific observation.
.I came in here to sit and think,
But all I do is **** and stink.
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Stop ****ing repeating yourself. It wasn't funny the first time round![]()
Stop ****ing repeating yourself. It wasn't funny the first time round![]()



Morning knoheads.
Morning session underway. Making space for a charity ball/dinner tonight. Add the Guinness and scotch and you get a horrid session tomorrow. Unpaid![]()

My early morning visit was unpaid too (obviously). Might have to have a 'fake' visit later![]()
