Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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I wonder if farts have accents...

If you were in an airport loo and the stall next to you is a bloke gassing whilst he poop... could someone be trained to tell where he is from by his toot's accent?

Does a geordie toot in a different accent to a cockney?

I think the government needs to supply grant money for scientific observation.
 
I had a kebab for lunch today and I had to take a dump in the shop. Back at the office now ... and I need another one ... but someone is already in there :(
 
I wonder if farts have accents...

If you were in an airport loo and the stall next to you is a bloke gassing whilst he poop... could someone be trained to tell where he is from by his toot's accent?

Does a geordie toot in a different accent to a cockney?

I think the government needs to supply grant money for scientific observation.

<laugh>.
 
Morning knoheads.

Morning session underway. Making space for a charity ball/dinner tonight. Add the Guinness and scotch and you get a horrid session tomorrow. Unpaid :sad:
 
Morning knoheads.

Morning session underway. Making space for a charity ball/dinner tonight. Add the Guinness and scotch and you get a horrid session tomorrow. Unpaid :sad:

My early morning visit was unpaid too (obviously). Might have to have a 'fake' visit later <laugh>