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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Okay...

    This thread is to let others know what you get paid to do that you shouldn't be doing!

    This includes ****ting, pissing and danger w**ks <ok>
     
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  2. ...have a dump <ok>

    RHC...yes, I'm on my phone again <whistle>
     
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  3. BCR

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    Welcome to America lad. <ok>
     
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  4. My works ****ter is America? Always thought I'd need to catch one of them planes :huh:
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sympathy post <ok>
     
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  6. FFS...<doh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Indeed <ok>
     
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  8. BCR

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    I was flicking through my phone whilst taking a dump and came across this....

     
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  9. Now that's ****ing weird! <doh>
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I always have a **** in work, saves a fortune in toilet paper at home and I worked it out that I earn roughly £7-8 whilst I'm on the ****ter. <ok>
     
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  11. BCR

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    Water bill as well lads. <ok>
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Don't forget the all important accusations of 'who left the skid marks on the back of the bowl'. <ok>
     
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  13. I drag mine out for at least twenty minutes and go at least twice a day, that's got got to be around the £8 mark too <ok>
     
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  14. I'm not on a water meter at home so that doesn't make a difference to me <ok>
     
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  15. Unfortunately I can't do that one at work either, usually just blame someone else and say 'I'll clean it' <laugh>
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I meant at home from the Mrs. <ok>

    When I'm offshore or offsite I get double time, so I get paid roughly £15. <yikes>
     
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  17. BCR

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    Have my own toilet at work in the office. <wizard>
     
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  18. Ah, at home I can blame the five year old <laugh>

    PS...he does some logs I'd be proud of <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fu<king hell <yikes> Copraphilia rules <doh>
     
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    I'm self employed, so my toilet paper is tax deductible <ok>
     
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