Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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BCR

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Okay...

This thread is to let others know what you get paid to do that you shouldn't be doing!

This includes ****ting, pissing and danger w**ks <ok>
 
Bluff City Red:3935285 said:
Welcome to America lad. <ok>
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My works ****ter is America? Always thought I'd need to catch one of them planes :huh:
 
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I was flicking through my phone whilst taking a dump and came across this....

Water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'. A less impinging sense experience of water is that it is cold or warm, while visual experience tells us that it is green or blue or muddy or fast-flowing. We learn by experience that a sensation of wetness is associated with water: 'there must be a leak/I must have sat in something.'
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I always have a **** in work, saves a fortune in toilet paper at home and I worked it out that I earn roughly £7-8 whilst I'm on the ****ter. <ok>
 
Zingy said:
I always have a **** in work, saves a fortune in toilet paper at home and I worked it out that I earn roughly £7-8 whilst I'm on the ****ter. <ok>
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I drag mine out for at least twenty minutes and go at least twice a day, that's got got to be around the £8 mark too <ok>
 
Zingy said:
Don't forget the all important accusations of 'who left the skid marks on the back of the bowl'. <ok>
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Unfortunately I can't do that one at work either, usually just blame someone else and say 'I'll clean it' <laugh>
 
Zingy said:
I meant at home from the Mrs. <ok>

When I'm offshore or offsite I get double time, so I get paid roughly £15. <yikes>
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Ah, at home I can blame the five year old <laugh>

PS...he does some logs I'd be proud of <ok>
 
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