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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing strange twat.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 21, 2013
  2. Super G Ted'inho

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    You love it <smooch>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 21, 2013
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bang wrong <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 21, 2013
  4. Milk Milk

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    Damn... need to poop but all the office loos are taken. Would it be inappropriate to poo in the ficus tree pot?

    Free fertilizer and I could use leaves to wipe with.

    Damn... think tree is a fake.
     
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    Milk Milk, Feb 25, 2013
  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    Some dirty ****er used a sock at our work last week! Tried to flush it too <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 25, 2013
  6. Enricky.

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    It was probably you <doh>

    <laugh>
     
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    Enricky., Feb 25, 2013

  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    Certainly wasn't, no chance I'd go sockless! I'd have used my boxers <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 25, 2013
  8. Milk Milk

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    Toilet opened up so the tree remains unpooped upon.
     
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    Milk Milk, Feb 25, 2013
  9. Enricky.

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    <doh>

    Take brown boxers and you wouldn't know the difference <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Feb 25, 2013
  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    It was annoying as its not exactly a big builder, nor would they have not known where the main office / reception was since you have to walk past when you enter the building. Fortunately, it wasn't me that found it <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 25, 2013
  11. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <ok><laugh>

    When I was at school, there was someone who took a **** in a urinal <confused>

    Some people are just weird as **** <doh>
     
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    Enricky., Feb 25, 2013
  12. Super G Ted'inho

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    I reckon it was RHC...<whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 25, 2013
  13. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hope not <yikes>
     
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    Enricky., Feb 25, 2013
  14. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    You mean you're not supposed to?


    What about water fountains? We are supposed to pee in them right?



    More seriously... one place I worked a few years before I started working there they got sued by a former employee for racial harassment (not sure exact charge of lawsuit).

    She found a human poo in her cube and asked for the company to install security cameras around her workspace. company refused so she left and sued them.

    Not sure what any of that has to do with race other than there must have been more to it than management/grapevine let on.

    Poo has a way of making it to strange locations.
     
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    Milk Milk, Feb 25, 2013
  15. Super G Ted'inho

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    More likely constructive dismissal <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 25, 2013
  16. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    On a building site this week with one of those Portaloo jobees, no way am I using that disgusting thing. Butt clenching for 8 hours ain't much fun.
     
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    Radio Klopp, Feb 25, 2013
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That standard of behaviour doesn't really surprise me at all if you work there <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 26, 2013
  18. Super G Ted'inho

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    See post #306 <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 26, 2013
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    There was a special kid in my primary school who shat in a sink, and another time spread his **** all over the walls in the toilets with his hands.
     
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    DerekTheMole, Feb 26, 2013
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is he now in the Maze prison?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 26, 2013
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