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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I suffer from IBS. I'm not supposed to eat spicy food but **** that ****!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 29, 2013
  2. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Well, I've just had another - just as wholesome as the last!
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 29, 2013
  3. Magic Ted

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    ..<grr>

    <laugh>
     
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    Magic Ted, Jan 29, 2013
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> You fu<k ****? <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 29, 2013
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Yeah but she hates it when I call her that...



    Checks over shoulder to make sure she's not looking <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 29, 2013
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My that's hilarious. FFS <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 29, 2013
  7. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    I came in here to sit and think,
    But all I do is **** and stink.

    <ok>
     
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    BCR, Jan 30, 2013
  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    First **** at work in this country for a couple of weeks.
     
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    Zingy, Feb 4, 2013
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 4, 2013
  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    What a **** thread.
     
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    Spurlock, Feb 4, 2013

  11. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    It wasn't me that bumped it <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 4, 2013
  12. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    I had one today which I was quite chuffed about until I went to flush...... it wouldn't go down, I then did the decent thing and waited in the cubicle for the cistern to refill and gave it a second shot.

    That didn't work and there was no loo brush so I waited until the coast was clear and abandoned ship, left it there for the next user to admire.

    So my question is what is the acceptable number of flushes before it's OK to abandon the unsinkable turd?
     
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    Radio Klopp, Feb 6, 2013
  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I have to make sure its gone, only two males about <yikes>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 6, 2013
  14. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Does anyone flush it harder? <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 6, 2013
  15. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Just walked into living room and the youngest is sat on his potty reading a book! Good lad!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 9, 2013
  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    What is this gem doing down here?

    Went to go for a **** earlier, pulled my pants down before realising it was very nearly lunch. I aint having no **** wasted on my lunch break so I pulled my pants back up and just about to try again now....
     
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    Zingy, Feb 21, 2013
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    did you bump this ****er, you twat? <grr>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 21, 2013
  18. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Getting paid to......... Kentucky edition

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    BCR, Feb 21, 2013
  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Then you bumped it straight after. <doh>
     
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    Zingy, Feb 21, 2013
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Bluff...

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    Super G Ted'inho, Feb 21, 2013
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