Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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I had one today which I was quite chuffed about until I went to flush...... it wouldn't go down, I then did the decent thing and waited in the cubicle for the cistern to refill and gave it a second shot.

That didn't work and there was no loo brush so I waited until the coast was clear and abandoned ship, left it there for the next user to admire.

So my question is what is the acceptable number of flushes before it's OK to abandon the unsinkable turd?
 
Just walked into living room and the youngest is sat on his potty reading a book! Good lad!
 
What is this gem doing down here?

Went to go for a **** earlier, pulled my pants down before realising it was very nearly lunch. I aint having no **** wasted on my lunch break so I pulled my pants back up and just about to try again now....
 
Zingy said:
What is this gem doing down here?

Went to go for a **** earlier, pulled my pants down before realising it was very nearly lunch. I aint having no **** wasted on my lunch break so I pulled my pants back up and just about to try again now....
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did you bump this ****er, you twat? <grr>
 
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Red Hadron Collider:4316301 said:
Zingy said:
What is this gem doing down here?

Went to go for a **** earlier, pulled my pants down before realising it was very nearly lunch. I aint having no **** wasted on my lunch break so I pulled my pants back up and just about to try again now....
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did you bump this ****er, you twat? <grr>
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Then you bumped it straight after. <doh>
 
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