Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

He said he was leaving on Tuesday because Bluff merged the TV and gaming threads. He was actually at the pub on Wednesday and returned yesterday! (can only assume hangover for Thursday) Hardly back a few days

 

I know why he left

Thought he was back Thursday, obviously not

 

Why ask then


I know you didn't ask

 

Cause I thought he had been back longer than he actually has been, hence why I asked in the first place

 

Okay, I'm going to put us back on topic...


I had a mixed grill today (about 5.30pm) and smashed it in under three minutes! About to have a chinese before depositing

 

What did you order? I love Chinese

Had Papa John's for dinner, also had some Jalapeño bites and a big bottle of coke (diet ofc )

 

Well, I didn't really participate in the chinese as I went for salt & pepper chips with salt & pepper chicken wings

No doubt the The mrs had a chow mein (I tend not to listen to her )

 

Yeh just order what you want

Place about 10 mins from me does a well nice chinky, the salt and chilli prawns they do are the best!

Edit - I prefer to have chips than chow mein, chow mein bores me!

 

I did and I must say it took a while. I think it should be published and should go up for nomination amongst the best sellers like 50 shades (which I didn't even start to read as that was a pile of **** ) and I will also be sharing it with my son when he comes to watch the game today as well. I must add (and this is the truth) his first job when he gets here will be to unblock my loo (after my activities this week) he has a special piece of equipment to do this. (Adapted from a mop and large bin bag and piece of string) I can't get it done professionally as my ex buried the bloody manhole cover somewhere deep under our lawn never to be seen again. !!

 

When my kids were small I took on a job as evening cleaner in a block of offices, nobody told me it included doing the toilets as well. Now that was an eye opener . The ladies was always sweet smelling and mostly clean. The fella's , well !!! how did anyone manage to spread it to the walls. I've raised 3 kids and never seen anything like those. I refused to do them after that first experience, are most men's toilets that bad ???

 

this thing's still running?

Just like Gerrez' rear end, your hoop must be like a tea soaked doughnut at this point

 

Had my first freebie of the weekend this morning. Stink doesn't cover it...

 

This may be a tad ot... but this seems the best place to post this. The last image I saw before I woke this morning.

Andy Carroll with a blue dildo stuck up his bum hole.



OK... so it isn't ad bad as it sounds.

I was having a dream they were showing a bleeper roll of our season... mainly a bunch of crotch injuries... hitting the post...bad simulated dives from opposition.

The image in my head before I was awakened by one of the cats was Andy Carroll bent over from some leg injury... his baggy shorts came down and his bum hole was in full vision. The camera zoomed in... and wedged deep in the hole was something blue.




We need Jesus to come on this thread and analyse my dream. Kid you not. This was my dream I awoke from... quite frightening... Andy playing for Liverpool again.

 

I know what you mean, sometimes you need a dry wipe before to because it grips the thick of it better. Also, if a sink is within reach I am partial to the odd soaking of the tissue once in a while.

 

That is some ****ed up dream, Rodgers playing Carroll.

 

I worry about you lot sometimes

 

Why? Are we wiping our arses wrong?

 

Yes, be a man and use your hand

 

Or a brush, maybe the mrs toothbrush?

 

Only if you're not planning on going anywhere near her for a while.