Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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Enricky:4613095 said:
Only cause he was having a tantrum, he's been back a fair few days. Has he not made any visits since then? <yikes>
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He said he was leaving on Tuesday because Bluff merged the TV and gaming threads. He was actually at the pub on Wednesday and returned yesterday! (can only assume hangover for Thursday) Hardly back a few days <doh>
 
Gerrez said:
He said he was leaving on Tuesday because Bluff merged the TV and gaming threads. He was actually at the pub on Wednesday and returned yesterday! (can only assume hangover for Thursday) Hardly back a few days <doh>
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I know why he left <doh>

Thought he was back Thursday, obviously not <ok>
 
Enricky said:
Cause I thought he had been back longer than he actually has been, hence why I asked in the first place <doh>
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Okay, I'm going to put us back on topic...


I had a mixed grill today (about 5.30pm) and smashed it in under three minutes! About to have a chinese before depositing <ok>
 
Gerrez said:
Okay, I'm going to put us back on topic...


I had a mixed grill today (about 5.30pm) and smashed it in under three minutes! About to have a chinese before depositing <ok>
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What did you order? I love Chinese <ok>

Had Papa John's for dinner, also had some Jalapeño bites and a big bottle of coke (diet ofc <ok>)
 
Enricky said:
What did you order? I love Chinese <ok>

Had Papa John's for dinner, also had some Jalapeño bites and a big bottle of coke (diet ofc <ok>)
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Well, I didn't really participate in the chinese as I went for salt & pepper chips with salt & pepper chicken wings <laugh>

No doubt the The mrs had a chow mein (I tend not to listen to her <laugh>)
 
Gerrez said:
Well, I didn't really participate in the chinese as I went for salt & pepper chips with salt & pepper chicken wings <laugh>

No doubt the The mrs had a chow mein (I tend not to listen to her <laugh>)
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Yeh just order what you want <ok><laugh>

Place about 10 mins from me does a well nice chinky, the salt and chilli prawns they do are the best!

Edit - I prefer to have chips than chow mein, chow mein bores me!
 
Gerrez said:
angelordevil...

Welcome to the the thread. It won't sink because its my thread and I shamelessly bump it <laugh>(it says bluff but that was a **** up on my part) but I'll always encourage pooaholics <ok>

PS...Did you read the whole thread?
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I did and I must say it took a while. I think it should be published and should go up for nomination amongst the best sellers like 50 shades (which I didn't even start to read as that was a pile of **** ) and I will also be sharing it with my son when he comes to watch the game today as well. I must add (and this is the truth) his first job when he gets here will be to unblock my loo (after my activities this week) he has a special piece of equipment to do this. (Adapted from a mop and large bin bag and piece of string) I can't get it done professionally as my ex buried the bloody manhole cover somewhere deep under our lawn never to be seen again. :emoticon-0183-swear !!
 
Radio Raheem said:
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This was stuck on the back of the toilet door in a shop I was working in the other day.

I bet women just love sharing toilets with the lads!!!


<party>
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When my kids were small I took on a job as evening cleaner in a block of offices, nobody told me it included doing the toilets as well. Now that was an eye opener :emoticon-0104-surpr. The ladies was always sweet smelling and mostly clean. The fella's , well !!! how did anyone manage to spread it to the walls. I've raised 3 kids and never seen anything like those. I refused to do them after that first experience, are most men's toilets that bad ???
 
Had my first freebie of the weekend this morning. Stink doesn't cover it...
 
This may be a tad ot... but this seems the best place to post this. The last image I saw before I woke this morning.

Andy Carroll with a blue dildo stuck up his bum hole.



OK... so it isn't ad bad as it sounds.

I was having a dream they were showing a bleeper roll of our season... mainly a bunch of crotch injuries... hitting the post...bad simulated dives from opposition.

The image in my head before I was awakened by one of the cats was Andy Carroll bent over from some leg injury... his baggy shorts came down and his bum hole was in full vision. The camera zoomed in... and wedged deep in the hole was something blue.




We need Jesus to come on this thread and analyse my dream. Kid you not. This was my dream I awoke from... quite frightening... Andy playing for Liverpool again.
 
Gerrez said:
Baby wipes are great but need a normal wipe aftetwards, can't cope with a wet arse
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I know what you mean, sometimes you need a dry wipe before to because it grips the thick of it better. Also, if a sink is within reach I am partial to the odd soaking of the tissue once in a while. <ok>
 
Milk Milk said:
This may be a tad ot... but this seems the best place to post this. The last image I saw before I woke this morning.

Andy Carroll with a blue dildo stuck up his bum hole.



OK... so it isn't ad bad as it sounds.

I was having a dream they were showing a bleeper roll of our season... mainly a bunch of crotch injuries... hitting the post...bad simulated dives from opposition.

The image in my head before I was awakened by one of the cats was Andy Carroll bent over from some leg injury... his baggy shorts came down and his bum hole was in full vision. The camera zoomed in... and wedged deep in the hole was something blue.




We need Jesus to come on this thread and analyse my dream. Kid you not. This was my dream I awoke from... quite frightening... Andy playing for Liverpool again.
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That is some ****ed up dream, Rodgers playing Carroll. <yikes>
 
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