Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Sexilissess!

 

My wife has a black and white pussy named badger.

She has three pussies actually.

 

Do you say "iny meany miny mo" before stroking her badger?

 

This as got to be Zingy...

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This one is definitely Milk washing his mrs' badger...

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100% RHC...

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Reminds me of the time I pissed all over my ex Mrs Christmas presents.

 

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Enricky presenting for...

 

you pissed on your own dick?

 

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wtf.. you need help mate, the sites you must be trawling

 

Sorry to butt in on this thread lads (and lasses ?) but I stumbled across it the other day by pure chance, and I have to say it is one of the funniest and amusing loads of ****e I have read in a very long time. ( It is also a huge coincidence that I was suffering from what is commonly called the trotts this week and was on the tail end of it as I read it, so didn't really need the visuals

I think you all deserve a trophy (now I hesitated here but won't go for it ) for keeping it going for so long as well, every time it went into a lull you took it just that little bit further so I am now educated as to the scrunching method which I didn't even know existed, and it explains a lot.

Also I have to ask do men use twice (or even 3 times as much loo paper than women because they have such hairy cracks ? and whats your take on 'wet wipes' do you use them or are they just a massive cold shock to the system' .

Well I hope to see this thread full tomorrow as hoping you will all be needing to use it many times throughout the game, if not it will be me with the squeeky bum .

All bumped up for you now in return for the laughs.

 

Baby wipes are great a quick clean getaway. It's just getting away with having a box of wet wipes without damaging our masculinity.

 

Good point, well I suppose you could always keep a few down your front trouser pocket, look well endowed and practical at same time.

 

angelordevil...

Welcome to the the thread. It won't sink because its my thread and I shamelessly bump it (it says bluff but that was a **** up on my part) but I'll always encourage pooaholics

PS...Did you read the whole thread?

 

Baby wipes are great but need a normal wipe aftetwards, can't cope with a wet arse

 

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This was stuck on the back of the toilet door in a shop I was working in the other day.

I bet women just love sharing toilets with the lads!!!

 

Haven't seen RHC in this thread lately seeing as he loves it so much

 

He left for two days though

 

Only cause he was having a tantrum, he's been back a fair few days. Has he not made any visits since then?