Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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This as got to be Zingy...

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This one is definitely Milk washing his mrs' badger...

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Enricky presenting for...:huh:
 
Sorry to butt in on this thread lads (and lasses ?) but I stumbled across it the other day by pure chance, and I have to say it is one of the funniest and amusing loads of ****e I have read in a very long time. ( It is also a huge coincidence that I was suffering from what is commonly called the trotts this week and was on the tail end of it as I read it, so didn't really need the visuals :emoticon-0119-puke:<laugh>

I think you all deserve a trophy (now I hesitated here but won't go for it <devil> <whistle> ) for keeping it going for so long as well, every time it went into a lull you took it just that little bit further so I am now educated as to the scrunching method which I didn't even know existed, and it explains a lot.<yikes>

Also I have to ask do men use twice (or even 3 times as much loo paper than women because they have such hairy cracks ? and whats your take on 'wet wipes' do you use them or are they just a massive cold shock to the system' .:shocked:

Well I hope to see this thread full tomorrow as hoping you will all be needing to use it many times throughout the game, if not it will be me with the squeeky bum .

All bumped up for you now in return for the laughs. <cheers>
 
Baby wipes are great a quick clean getaway. It's just getting away with having a box of wet wipes without damaging our masculinity. <ok>
 
Baby wipes are great a quick clean getaway. It's just getting away with having a box of wet wipes without damaging our masculinity. <ok>

Good point, well I suppose you could always keep a few down your front trouser pocket, look well endowed and practical at same time.
 
angelordevil...

Welcome to the the thread. It won't sink because its my thread and I shamelessly bump it <laugh>(it says bluff but that was a **** up on my part) but I'll always encourage pooaholics <ok>

PS...Did you read the whole thread?
 
Baby wipes are great but need a normal wipe aftetwards, can't cope with a wet arse
 
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This was stuck on the back of the toilet door in a shop I was working in the other day.

I bet women just love sharing toilets with the lads!!!

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