Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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When you fold you recycle the same bit of tissue. Fold, wipe. Fold again, wipe again... and again. When you scrunch you can only wipe once before disregarding it.

Also, folding allows you to feel and reach all of the crevices of your anus. <ok>
 
Zingy said:
When you fold you recycle the same bit of tissue. Fold, wipe. Fold again, wipe again... and again. When you scrunch you can only wipe once before disregarding it.

Also, folding allows you to feel and reach all of the crevices of your anus. <ok>
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Excellent and well put across points <applause>

However, we conversation as moved on to 'stand up or sit down' <ok>
 
Zingy said:
When you fold you recycle the same bit of tissue. Fold, wipe. Fold again, wipe again... and again. When you scrunch you can only wipe once before disregarding it.

Also, folding allows you to feel and reach all of the crevices of your anus. <ok>
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****ing hell Zingy <laugh>
 
Gerrez said:
Excellent and well put across points <applause>

However, we conversation as moved on to 'stand up or sit down' <ok>
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Sit down, who the **** stands up? <doh> I can't be arsed to stand up and wee 80% of the time.


When sitting down, do you wipe through the legs or behind? I mix it to get all angles. <ok>
 
Zingy said:
Sit down, who the **** stands up? <doh> I can't be arsed to stand up and wee 80% of the time.


When sitting down, do you wipe through the legs or behind? I mix it to get all angles. <ok>
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Couldn't agree more about sitting. Always back to front from between the legs <ok>

PS...unless I'm using a public toilet, I sit down 100% of the time and refer to this as 'the lazy piss' <laugh>
 
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How many crevices does you anus have?

Mine is just a single hole. Are your bum cheeks seperatef by a mighty Norwegian fjord?

Btw. Learnt that gays have wider poops than straights. Wonder if they should be required to pay more taxes because they stress city plumbing more.

Can call it the polled bum tax.
 
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