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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Super G Ted'inho

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 17, 2013
  2. Milk Milk

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    Looks like Ronaldo has been drinking out the toilet again and smeared his hair products.
     
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    Milk Milk, Apr 17, 2013
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    When you fold you recycle the same bit of tissue. Fold, wipe. Fold again, wipe again... and again. When you scrunch you can only wipe once before disregarding it.

    Also, folding allows you to feel and reach all of the crevices of your anus. <ok>
     
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  4. Super G Ted'inho

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    Excellent and well put across points <applause>

    However, we conversation as moved on to 'stand up or sit down' <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 17, 2013
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    ****ing hell Zingy <laugh>
     
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    Sit down, who the **** stands up? <doh> I can't be arsed to stand up and wee 80% of the time.


    When sitting down, do you wipe through the legs or behind? I mix it to get all angles. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Apr 17, 2013
  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    Couldn't agree more about sitting. Always back to front from between the legs <ok>

    PS...unless I'm using a public toilet, I sit down 100% of the time and refer to this as 'the lazy piss' <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 17, 2013
  8. Super G Ted'inho

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    First things first...
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 18, 2013
  9. Super G Ted'inho

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    [video=youtube;d--N_2HQ4rE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL7B47093D573FC232&v=d--N_2HQ4rE&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 18, 2013
  10. Milk Milk

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    How many crevices does you anus have?

    Mine is just a single hole. Are your bum cheeks seperatef by a mighty Norwegian fjord?

    Btw. Learnt that gays have wider poops than straights. Wonder if they should be required to pay more taxes because they stress city plumbing more.

    Can call it the polled bum tax.
     
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    Is that what your coffee looks like? <laugh>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 18, 2013
  12. Super G Ted'inho

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    Lets not go down the coffee road again <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 18, 2013
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    Coffee makes me poo.
     
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    Milk Milk, Apr 18, 2013
  14. Super G Ted'inho

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    Get drinking! <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 18, 2013
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    Coffee... or poo?
     
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    Pussy <ok>
     
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  17. Super G Ted'inho

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    Can talk about pussy all you want <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 18, 2013
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    <laugh>

    I have a black and white pussy, had another but he died not long ago, got run over :(
     
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    Enricky., Apr 18, 2013
  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    ****ing knew you were a girl <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 18, 2013
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    I've got the moobs to prove it <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 18, 2013
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