Omlettes

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Late night omlits cause no end of trouble in our house on account of using up all the eggs before breakfast; the new rule is you have to leave at least three
 
I'm jsut glad you never said liver <laugh>

I suspected your liver was not ripe for extraction. So I was hopin for a kidney. It widny have hurt. Ye would have woke up in a bath of ice with a small scar in your lower back and a thank you card.
 
I suspected your liver was not ripe for extraction. So I was hopin for a kidney. It widny have hurt. Ye would have woke up in a bath of ice with a small scar in your lower back and a thank you card.

And a sore arse?
 
Nah - it's not his cup of tea apparently....................

As a taker? Nah, no ma thing.

Ma hoop (sellic reference) is exit only. I've nearly jumped into the ceiling when a burd thot it wid be a nice idea to finger ma hoop (again, see the reference about hoop and yer arshole)

As a giver? Nah, no ma thing.

Done it when I've been asked which is once. She didny seem to like it that much either. I much prefer the equipment wimmin have between their legs and eschew between their arse cheeks.
 
I just had a lovely omelette. Cathedral City mature cheese though it, salt and pepper.

It was awesome.
 
Well done Tina, I also am going to have an omelette, then going to get drunk. What kind of omelette do you recommend? There are so many choices, it is a tough one.
 
I really am so proud of my omelette thread, probably my best work to date, it makes my days enjoyable.
 
I love mushrooms, but I don't like a mushroom omelette.

Weird eh