Omlettes

[Tina.]

I've not had liver for ages.

I'm having Maggi paprika chicken tonight, salad potatoes and some broccoli.

I wonder what that would taste like in an omlette

 

[Deleted 1]

I've not had liver for ages.

I'm having Maggi paprika chicken tonight, salad potatoes and some broccoli.

I wonder what that would taste like in an omlette

To be fair what ever i have for tea tonight will be getting thrown back up at about 8-45 when Uruguay's 4th goes in

 

[Gambol]

I've not had liver for ages.

I'm having Maggi paprika chicken tonight, salad potatoes and some broccoli.

I wonder what that would taste like in an omlette

Canny go wrang with a Maggi chicken. Am slebberin just thinkin about it.

 

[Gambol]

I've not had liver for ages.

I'm having Maggi paprika chicken tonight, salad potatoes and some broccoli.

I wonder what that would taste like in an omlette

PS. Liver n' onions n' kidneys is fantastic.

 

[Gambol]

To be fair what ever i have for tea tonight will be getting thrown back up at about 8-45 when Uruguay's 4th goes in

Dan's eating disorder.

 

[VenomPD]

Dan's eating disorder.

Aye if you're going to waste good scran by ralphing it up then make sure it's for a worthwhile reason like crashing through a bottle and half of wine before 9pm.

 

[Gambol]

Aye if you're going to waste good scran by ralphing it up then make sure it's for a worthwhile reason like crashing through a bottle and half of wine before 9pm.

I fail to see your point, ugly face. If ye down a bottle an a hawf of wine before 9pm eating is the last thing on yer mind. First thing on yer mind is shaggin Tina, naturally.

 

[VenomPD]

I fail to see your point, ugly face. If ye down a bottle an a hawf of wine before 9pm eating is the last thing on yer mind. First thing on yer mind is shaggin Tina, naturally.

Who said you ate it after the wine Mr Burst Plum Hooter?

 

[Gambol]

Who said you ate it after the wine Mr Burst Plum Hooter?

To be fair, nobody.

*burst plum hooter

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I fail to see your point, ugly face. If ye down a bottle an a hawf of wine before 9pm eating is the last thing on yer mind. First thing on yer mind is shaggin Tina, naturally.

Nothing natural about shagging Tina.

 

[VenomPD]

To be fair, nobody.

*burst plum hooter

Also known as Fergie Nose

 

[Gambol]

Nothing natural about shagging Tina.

Aye, I heard she's wylde.

 

[Gambol]

But did anybody have an omelette?

 

[VenomPD]

But did anybody have an omelette?

Naw **** that, I don't eat anything that originally looked like Mick without a face.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Naw **** that, I don't eat anything that originally looked like Mick without a face.

Or Pud without legs and arms.

 

[VenomPD]

Or Pud without legs and arms.

Correct. Same rules apply.

 

[Gambol]

You guys are so cruel.

 

[Tina.]

kidney is boufin. No thanks.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Three quorn sausages on wholemeal bread with English mustard for brekky this morning. And a banana!

 

[Tina.]

you fat basturt.