Omlettes

I've not had liver for ages.

I'm having Maggi paprika chicken tonight, salad potatoes and some broccoli.

I wonder what that would taste like in an omlette

 

To be fair what ever i have for tea tonight will be getting thrown back up at about 8-45 when Uruguay's 4th goes in

 

Canny go wrang with a Maggi chicken. Am slebberin just thinkin about it.

 

PS. Liver n' onions n' kidneys is fantastic.

 

Dan's eating disorder.

 

Aye if you're going to waste good scran by ralphing it up then make sure it's for a worthwhile reason like crashing through a bottle and half of wine before 9pm.

 

I fail to see your point, ugly face. If ye down a bottle an a hawf of wine before 9pm eating is the last thing on yer mind. First thing on yer mind is shaggin Tina, naturally.

 

Who said you ate it after the wine Mr Burst Plum Hooter?

 

To be fair, nobody.

*burst plum hooter

 

Nothing natural about shagging Tina.

 

Also known as Fergie Nose

 

Aye, I heard she's wylde.

 

But did anybody have an omelette?

 

Naw **** that, I don't eat anything that originally looked like Mick without a face.

 

Or Pud without legs and arms.

 

Correct. Same rules apply.

 

You guys are so cruel.

 

kidney is boufin. No thanks.

 

Three quorn sausages on wholemeal bread with English mustard for brekky this morning. And a banana!

 

you fat basturt.