Omlettes

****, I'm starving.

Add some cheese to that and replace the mustard with ketchup or chilli sauce and you've got a winner. Maybe an egg or 2...

 

Less calories in my breakfast than there was in your last ****e, Tits McGhee.

 

Your breakfast should be packed with calories you poofy ****s

 

my dinner was lovely last night. the wee potatoes were beautiful.

takeaway tonight i think.

 

What are we having?

 

who cares how many calories is in sh.it.. oh yeah thats you anal avocado sh.it eater addict

 

I really don't know yet. I seem to be quite fond of the Chinese just now.

Skewered satay probably.

 

I actually fancy a pizza wi' chips and veggie pakora. Maybe get some of that chilli sauce that comes in a shade of red unknown to science.

 

I don't like pizza. Or chips. Veggie pakora, in small doses.

 

You're a freak.

 

I might go all out and get a munchie box.

That's right, you heard me, a munchie box.

 

As long as it contains fried chicken you'll be alright.

 

Nah I'm not. Just fussy.

 

That's racist.

 

Yer maw's minge contained fried chicken by the taste of it

#mawjokes
#youhavejustbeenpwned
#comegetdestroyed

 

About omelettes or the football? If it is the football, then they are a funny bunch, they will all go to the pub and watch the game and maybe have a couple of pints up until about 60 minutes and then sit there without a drink and all **** off as soon as the final whistle goes. If it is omelettes, then yes, of course, who wouldn't be excited about omelettes?!

 

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So nae steak n' kidney pie fur you then?

 

This, we are in agreement on.

 

You don't like pizza?