Omlettes

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Love mushrooms.

She hates them so never cooks them for me. She says the taste and texture remind her of spunk. She disny eat ma spunk either. <grr>
 
Gambol said:
Love mushrooms.

She hates them so never cooks them for me. She says the taste and texture remind her of spunk. She disny eat ma spunk either. <grr>
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What the ****? Did the last guy she swallowed from have a yeast infection or something?
 
I love mushrooms.

I concur that man gravy does smell like mushrooms.
 
Tina said:
I love mushrooms.

I concur that man gravy does smell like mushrooms.
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I even offered to eat lotsa pineapple but she telt me no chance. I thought about "accidentally" unloading into her gub but I don't want to risk going without the great dinners she cooks for me <laugh>
 
Gambol said:
I even offered to eat lotsa pineapple but she telt me no chance. I thought about "accidentally" unloading into her gub but I don't want to risk going without the great dinners she cooks for me <laugh>
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Or indeed without your bell end if she reacts badly to your blarting her tonsils.
 
I'm rubbish at cooking Omelettes...Easier to cook Frittata

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