Omlettes

you're very smart today,a fungi

 

Never been a huge fan of mushrooms.

 

Love mushrooms.

She hates them so never cooks them for me. She says the taste and texture remind her of spunk. She disny eat ma spunk either.

 

What the ****? Did the last guy she swallowed from have a yeast infection or something?

 

I dunno. Unlike you I have no experience of what spunk is supposed to taste. I can only go on what she tells me.

 

Really? It tastes like Asti Spumanti.

 

mine doesn't

 

<boak> .

 

I love mushrooms.

I concur that man gravy does smell like mushrooms.

 

mine doesn't

 

prove it or gtf

 

I even offered to eat lotsa pineapple but she telt me no chance. I thought about "accidentally" unloading into her gub but I don't want to risk going without the great dinners she cooks for me

 

Or indeed without your bell end if she reacts badly to your blarting her tonsils.

 

...that too

 

I'm rubbish at cooking Omelettes...Easier to cook Frittata

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I didn't have an omelette today, maybe tomorrow, will let you know.

 

Giving me a idea for dinner,hmm omelette,salad and some baby spuds.Thanks

 

Liver and bacon tonight - maybe i can put it into an omelette.

 

Fill your boots gentlemen, fill your boots

 

What's the mood down your way?Are the French getting excited or not bothered?