Omlettes

Very occasionally I'll have a slice as a snack. But for dinner? Get tae ****.

 

Aye it's not a dinner, I indulge on a Friday night when the weans are up.

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Late night omlits cause no end of trouble in our house on account of using up all the eggs before breakfast; the new rule is you have to leave at least three

 

^^^^^

Posh ****

 

That's how we roll in North Lanarkshire.

 

Steak pie for this bear, no kidney.

it's yucky.

 

Dammit. I was hopin for one of your kidneys when one of mine finally gives up.

 

I'm jsut glad you never said liver

 

I suspected your liver was not ripe for extraction. So I was hopin for a kidney. It widny have hurt. Ye would have woke up in a bath of ice with a small scar in your lower back and a thank you card.

 

And a sore arse?

 

Only if ye pay extra.

 

Nah - it's not his cup of tea apparently....................

 

As a taker? Nah, no ma thing.

Ma hoop (sellic reference) is exit only. I've nearly jumped into the ceiling when a burd thot it wid be a nice idea to finger ma hoop (again, see the reference about hoop and yer arshole)

As a giver? Nah, no ma thing.

Done it when I've been asked which is once. She didny seem to like it that much either. I much prefer the equipment wimmin have between their legs and eschew between their arse cheeks.

 

I just had a lovely omelette. Cathedral City mature cheese though it, salt and pepper.

It was awesome.

 

Well done Tina, I also am going to have an omelette, then going to get drunk. What kind of omelette do you recommend? There are so many choices, it is a tough one.

 

plain ole cheese is my fave tbh.

 

I had a cheese omelette for lunch yesterday.

 

I really am so proud of my omelette thread, probably my best work to date, it makes my days enjoyable.

 

I am partial to a Spanish omelette too. Had one t'other week, I like eggs.

 

I love mushrooms, but I don't like a mushroom omelette.

Weird eh