i was told this joke at school in 1969.i did,nt understand it then and i still don,t.
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https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/05/06/2-nuns-in-a-bath-joke-explained-answer/?amp
I didn’t get it either!
Not particularly offensive, but funny and brilliantly delivered...
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Oh dear, however will you understand what he meant without further clarification?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged
She gagged
Is the limit near this?
Favourite drink of Indonesian football fans?
McDonald's Krushems.
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms, so I won't beat you up and no legs, so I won't run away."
So, the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms, so I won't beat you up and no legs, so I won't run away."
So, the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
Disgusting. I hope it never comes to your family. Mods shut this thread please. You’d soon do it if politics or religion was mentioned
It has. Weirdly, I didn't lose my sense of humour at the same time.
Ditto and to myself personally, but if I had lost my sense of humour I'd have looked at the thread title and not opened it and demanded the right to be offended.
This is disgusting. KFC do Krushems not McDonalds.
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