https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/05/06/2-nuns-in-a-bath-joke-explained-answer/?amp I didn’t get it either!
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms, so I won't beat you up and no legs, so I won't run away." So, the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
Disgusting. I hope it never comes to your family. Mods shut this thread please. You’d soon do it if politics or religion was mentioned
Ditto and to myself personally, but if I had lost my sense of humour I'd have looked at the thread title and not opened it and demanded the right to be offended.