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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Yapusi, Jul 17, 2022.

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  1. onlyme

    onlyme Active Member

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    i was told this joke at school in 1969.i did,nt understand it then and i still don,t.
     
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    onlyme, Aug 6, 2022
  2. DuaneDarby18

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    DuaneDarby18, Aug 6, 2022
  3. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Oct 7, 2022
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  4. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Not particularly offensive, but funny and brilliantly delivered...

     
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    Plum, Oct 7, 2022
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  5. eimaj

    eimaj Well-Known Member

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    What part of a disabled person can't you eat?

    The wheelchair.
     
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    eimaj, Oct 7, 2022
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  6. TIGERSCAVE

    TIGERSCAVE Well-Known Member

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    IMG_1729.jpg
     
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    TIGERSCAVE, Oct 7, 2022
  7. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Sumatran_Tiger, Oct 7, 2022
  8. eimaj

    eimaj Well-Known Member

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    Is there a limit to how offensive a joke can be in this thread?
     
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    eimaj, Oct 7, 2022
  9. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear, however will you understand what he meant without further clarification?
     
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    Walter Sobchak, Oct 7, 2022
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  10. Duke Silver

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    As soon as I read this my ears pricked up
     
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    Duke Silver, Oct 7, 2022
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  11. Duke Silver

    Duke Silver Well-Known Member

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    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?


    She gagged
     
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    Duke Silver, Oct 7, 2022
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  12. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Is the limit near this?

    Favourite drink of Indonesian football fans?
    McDonald's Krushems.
     
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    TwoWrights, Oct 7, 2022
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  13. Duke Silver

    Duke Silver Well-Known Member

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    A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
    'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
    She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms, so I won't beat you up and no legs, so I won't run away."
    So, the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
    Bob replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
     
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    Duke Silver, Oct 7, 2022
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  14. Bunny

    Bunny Well-Known Member

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    Disgusting. I hope it never comes to your family. Mods shut this thread please. You’d soon do it if politics or religion was mentioned
     
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    Bunny, Oct 7, 2022
  15. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Go away and don't open this thread again.
     
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    TwoWrights, Oct 7, 2022
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  16. eimaj

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    It has. Weirdly, I didn't lose my sense of humour at the same time.
     
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    eimaj, Oct 7, 2022
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  17. Duke Silver

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    Mods- Don't shut it down. Maybe pop a disclaimer on there?
     
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    Duke Silver, Oct 7, 2022
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  18. TwoWrights

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    Ditto and to myself personally, but if I had lost my sense of humour I'd have looked at the thread title and not opened it and demanded the right to be offended.
     
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    TwoWrights, Oct 7, 2022
  19. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    This is disgusting. KFC do Krushems not McDonalds.
     
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    Walter Sobchak, Oct 7, 2022
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  20. Bunny

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    Sorry Gents, it’s been a tough week.
     
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    Bunny, Oct 7, 2022
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