S'ok, shows the level of his intellect, and I mentioned to my missus that someone online had called me gay, she said "if only, you might stop using Old Spice".
Bloke I didn't know cracked a "gay" joke at work before Xmas, just as we were going into a meeting. When he noticed I wasn't amused he came over to me & apologised, he then asked me, quite loudly, if I was gay myself. Remember he didn't know me the cheeky ****. Suck me off & I'll tell you, was my just as vocal response.
His face was a picture of homophobic embarrassment as the other three people in the room pissed their pants laughing at him.
Tickled me that. Thanks for posting it. There was a 'discussion' yesterday complaining about us doing what you say we don't.