Off Topic Marathon Running

[Archers Road]

Running out of Jaffa Cakes, does that count as running?

It counts as a ****ing disaster if you've just sat down with a cuppa and there's no chocolate biscuits left in the tin.

 

[FosseFilberto]

I'm probably more likely to complete it like that tbh.

One of my major concerns is having to do it straight.I

Shouldn't be a problem...they're not defined by your sexuality ...

 

[FosseFilberto]

why the **** has my Mac started putting a 'l' everytime I hit the click pad?I

Probably has scouse predictive text and is trying to insert "la" at the end of every sentence but you hit the click pad before it can insert the "a" ...

 

[Spurlock]

ffs Fosse..i was going to post a rofl emji..but you posted a second post quicktime...bitch

 

[The Ginger Marks]

ffs Fosse..i was going to post a rofl emji..but you posted a second post quicktime...bitch

All out of Goodfellas are we?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I stole a load of eggs when I was younger and got into hot water......poaching eh.

 

[PINKIE]

Roofie has you hooked and flip-flopping, and you don't even know it, Pix!

That's some masterful wummery, there.

Coming from you it confirms that the opposite is true

 

[PINKIE]

Really? You think the Welsh Canadian is on the wind-up, and not just, er...eccentric (a word used in my family to describe the various drunkards and lunatics perched in every branch of the old family tree)?

HIAG doesn't really understand Canadian gibberish either, he's just latching on to anything he can in desperation, because he's been done so many times.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

HIAG doesn't really understand Canadian gibberish either, he's just latching on to anything he can in desperation, because he's been done so many times.

It's been 12 hours and you're still flip-flopping, Pix!

I think Roofie should net and land you, mate.

 

[Spurlock]

Eggs,beans and some toast this morning.

The eggs are a bit runny though.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

HIAG doesn't really understand Canadian gibberish either, he's just latching on to anything he can in desperation, because he's been done so many times.

He sees himself as a modern day super hero but in reality;

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[Hoddle is a god]

I can see, now, how it is that I must appear to be super-human to you, Skiddy.

You look up to me.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I can see, now, how it is that I must appear to be super-human to you, Skiddy.

You look up to me.

I looked at you this morning before I flushed the toilet Tiny.

 

[NSIS]

Eggs,beans and some toast this morning.

The eggs are a bit runny though.

Try cooking them first, mate!

 

[Spurlock]

Try cooking them first, mate!

beats Sky's advice..he told me to buy them a pair of trainers...thanks Spaniard.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

beats Sky's advice..he told me to buy them a pair of trainers...thanks Spaniard.

Trainers to cook eggs? Egg race.

 

[NSIS]

beats Sky's advice..he told me to buy them a pair of trainers...thanks Spaniard.

He might have smoked something, I suspect!

 

[Tobes]

Did you ever think he might be talking about two different times

If you try just that bit harder, I reckon you can force your tongue about another centimetre up HIAGs ring piece

 

[The Ginger Marks]

If you try just that bit harder, I reckon you can force your tongue about another centimetre up HIAGs ring piece

 

[Tobes]

Just downloaded an app called 'from couch to 5k'. I'm on stage 1 which is the couch.

I'm on Stage 2

Walking to the ale house