It counts as a ****ing disaster if you've just sat down with a cuppa and there's no chocolate biscuits left in the tin.
Probably has scouse predictive text and is trying to insert "la" at the end of every sentence but you hit the click pad before it can insert the "a" ...
HIAG doesn't really understand Canadian gibberish either, he's just latching on to anything he can in desperation, because he's been done so many times.
It's been 12 hours and you're still flip-flopping, Pix! I think Roofie should net and land you, mate.
If you try just that bit harder, I reckon you can force your tongue about another centimetre up HIAGs ring piece