Off Topic Marathon Running

It counts as a ****ing disaster if you've just sat down with a cuppa and there's no chocolate biscuits left in the tin.

 

Shouldn't be a problem...they're not defined by your sexuality ...

 

Probably has scouse predictive text and is trying to insert "la" at the end of every sentence but you hit the click pad before it can insert the "a" ...

 

ffs Fosse..i was going to post a rofl emji..but you posted a second post quicktime...bitch

 

All out of Goodfellas are we?

 

I stole a load of eggs when I was younger and got into hot water......poaching eh.

 

Coming from you it confirms that the opposite is true

 

HIAG doesn't really understand Canadian gibberish either, he's just latching on to anything he can in desperation, because he's been done so many times.

 

It's been 12 hours and you're still flip-flopping, Pix!

I think Roofie should net and land you, mate.

 

Eggs,beans and some toast this morning.

The eggs are a bit runny though.

 

He sees himself as a modern day super hero but in reality;

 

I can see, now, how it is that I must appear to be super-human to you, Skiddy.

You look up to me.

 

I looked at you this morning before I flushed the toilet Tiny.

 

Try cooking them first, mate!

 

beats Sky's advice..he told me to buy them a pair of trainers...thanks Spaniard.

 

Trainers to cook eggs? Egg race.

 

He might have smoked something, I suspect!

 

If you try just that bit harder, I reckon you can force your tongue about another centimetre up HIAGs ring piece

 

I'm on Stage 2

Walking to the ale house