You said it was your Hamstring that ended your running, now it's your Achilles. Just pick a BS story and stick to it mate
Don't worry mate, you can sleep it off in the morning. Just make sure you drink a large glass of water before you go to bed and don't piss the bed ...
Roofie has you hooked and flip-flopping, and you don't even know it, Pix! That's some masterful wummery, there.
I know the Moscow thing wasn't real, as did everyone else, as it's easy to tell when you are fibbing. So did you keep the weight off or has it crept back ?
Really? You think the Welsh Canadian is on the wind-up, and not just, er...eccentric (a word used in my family to describe the various drunkards and lunatics perched in every branch of the old family tree)?