Off Topic Marathon Running

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seabreeze said:
Did you ever think he might be talking about two different times
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The two different times when he 'stopped running' and 'was heavily into running, until...' you mean ?

Go back to sleep roofie <laugh>
 
seabreeze said:
Some of my finest runs have been out of fear of being caught . Nothing like a sense of accomplishment when people run past you while your under a truck .
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Used to do runners from restaurants when we were younger. Not 'cos we couldn't pay, just for a laugh.

Had a couple of close ones though. I remember this Chinese ****er chased us for about half a mile wielding a huge **** off machete!...
 
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NowsufferinginSpain said:
Used to do runners from restaurants when we were younger. Not 'cos we couldn't pay, just for a laugh.

Had a couple of close ones though. I remember this Chinese ****er chased us for about half a mile wielding a huge **** off machete!...
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I used to do that for sport in Brighton in the 90's. We'd get pissed up go for a Pizza or Thai and then ****ing leg it through the Lanes. Was exhilarating at the time, but looking back it's a ****ish thing to do. Especially now that I own my own business, if somebody did that to me, I'd be chasing them down the road with a knife too <laugh>
 
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NowsufferinginSpain said:
Used to do runners from restaurants when we were younger. Not 'cos we couldn't pay, just for a laugh.

Had a couple of close ones though. I remember this Chinese ****er chased us for about half a mile wielding a huge **** off machete!...
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I did a runner from a Kebab shop when I was younger, got caught and had no money. ****ers took me out back and **** the life out of me <laugh>I
 
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Skylarker said:
I did a runner from a Kebab shop when I was younger, got caught and had no money. ****ers took me out back and **** the life out of me <laugh>I
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Lack of planning, the exuberance of youth.

First rule of doing a runner, have the money to pay just in case it goes tits up. Second, run like ****, and don't get ****ing caught, you donk!...-<laugh>
 
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Skylarker said:
I did a runner from a Kebab shop when I was younger, got caught and had no money. ****ers took me out back and **** the life out of me <laugh>I
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A mate of mine was pissed up outside a kebab shop and was jumping up and down on the roof of a car parked outside. In a flash this big **** off Cypriot guy flew over the counter with one of those big **** off kebab knives and was swinging it at his ankles. We ****ing ran for our lives <laugh>
 
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PISKIE said:
A mate of mine was pissed up outside a kebab shop and was jumping up and down on the roof of a car parked outside. In a flash this big **** off Cypriot guy flew over the counter with one of those big **** off kebab knives and was swinging it at his ankles. We ****ing ran for our lives <laugh>
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Sensible!..

But the only reason to jump on the car roof is as a distraction while everybody else legs it without paying!...<ok>
 
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seabreeze said:
Piskie and Skiddy are like the " Spike and Chester " dog cartoon when they think the cornered a cat and it ends up being an escaped panther ... Ya wanna chase it the HAIG .... Where is it the HAIG .
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Roofie's been on the babycham again :)
 
PISKIE said:
The two different times when he 'stopped running' and 'was heavily into running, until...' you mean ?

Go back to sleep roofie <laugh>
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I've had both those injuries at different times and stopped me from playing sports both times . I love it when people tell you what you mean or what you said and have there bum buddy come in with full agreement , both oblivious to the truth but swear by it .
 
seabreeze said:
I've had both those injuries at different times and stopped me from playing sports both times . I love it when people tell you what you mean or what you said and have there bum buddy come in with full agreement , both oblivious to the truth but swear by it .
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The clue was in 'I stopped running when' and 'I was heavily into running until'

Go back to sleep Roofie <ok>
 
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PISKIE said:
It was your Achilles last week you bullshitting donk <laugh>
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The Achilles was severely affected by the fasciitis. It was mainly that that ended the long distances. I found that cycling and swimming helped, so I switched over to those activities.

Funnily enough, I've only just started to hit the road again. These days, though, I'm content to jog and take things easy. I am reminded just how hard it is!
 
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