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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The two different times when he 'stopped running' and 'was heavily into running, until...' you mean ?

    Go back to sleep roofie <laugh>
     
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    Used to do runners from restaurants when we were younger. Not 'cos we couldn't pay, just for a laugh.

    Had a couple of close ones though. I remember this Chinese ****er chased us for about half a mile wielding a huge **** off machete!...
     
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    Shame you never gave the doubt to the people you followed home you crazy fecker. <laugh>
     
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    I used to do that for sport in Brighton in the 90's. We'd get pissed up go for a Pizza or Thai and then ****ing leg it through the Lanes. Was exhilarating at the time, but looking back it's a ****ish thing to do. Especially now that I own my own business, if somebody did that to me, I'd be chasing them down the road with a knife too <laugh>
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    I did a runner from a Kebab shop when I was younger, got caught and had no money. ****ers took me out back and **** the life out of me <laugh>I
     
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    Lack of planning, the exuberance of youth.

    First rule of doing a runner, have the money to pay just in case it goes tits up. Second, run like ****, and don't get ****ing caught, you donk!...-<laugh>
     
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    A mate of mine was pissed up outside a kebab shop and was jumping up and down on the roof of a car parked outside. In a flash this big **** off Cypriot guy flew over the counter with one of those big **** off kebab knives and was swinging it at his ankles. We ****ing ran for our lives <laugh>
     
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    Sensible!..

    But the only reason to jump on the car roof is as a distraction while everybody else legs it without paying!...<ok>
     
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    Piskie and Skiddy are like the " Spike and Chester " dog cartoon when they think the cornered a cat and it ends up being an escaped panther ... Ya wanna chase it the HAIG .... Where is it the HAIG .
     
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    We weren't even getting a kebab ...
     
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    Roofie's been on the babycham again :)
     
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    I've had both those injuries at different times and stopped me from playing sports both times . I love it when people tell you what you mean or what you said and have there bum buddy come in with full agreement , both oblivious to the truth but swear by it .
     
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    I was pissed and didn't have any money! Just ****ing hungry.I
     
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    Big difference between skipping on a meal and trying not to get your head kicked in .
     
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    The clue was in 'I stopped running when' and 'I was heavily into running until'

    Go back to sleep Roofie <ok>
     
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    OK Spike ...lol
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  18. The Achilles was severely affected by the fasciitis. It was mainly that that ended the long distances. I found that cycling and swimming helped, so I switched over to those activities.

    Funnily enough, I've only just started to hit the road again. These days, though, I'm content to jog and take things easy. I am reminded just how hard it is!
     
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    Smells like it.
     
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    Ya wanna chase it the cat spike ..huh spike what da ya say spike huh ...lol
     
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