Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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I just want their fans sweating mate. Dont care too much to be honest.

Yeah, wasn't having a go mate.
Carlsberg scenarios out the way,
We get our own shop in order.
Fook the mags, but funny to see them sweat and fail :D
They've been stinking out the premier League fir ages and pulled us on it.
Only we accepted it rather than going on like spoilt fannies.
 
Just spoke to me dad on the phone, he's been back in hospital a while unfortunately.

Just made me laugh though.

Said he saw one of the dr's today and the doctor remarked
" It's nice to hear a North east accent down here, where are you from"?
Dad said he's from South Shields and the doctor said he's from Prudhoe.

Dad replies, "I'm a Newcastle supporter but me son's Sunderland".

And the doctor replies.
"Well tell your son he's a good lad as I'm Sunderland too, and your the problem".

:D :D :D
 
Just spoke to me dad on the phone, he's been back in hospital a while unfortunately.

Just made me laugh though.

Said he saw one of the dr's today and the doctor remarked
" It's nice to hear a North east accent down here, where are you from"?
Dad said he's from South Shields and the doctor said he's from Prudhoe.

Dad replies, "I'm a Newcastle supporter but me son's Sunderland".

And the doctor replies.
"Well tell your son he's a good lad as I'm Sunderland too, and your the problem".

:D :D :D

Hope ya dad recovers soon mate
 
The doc's right.
Hope your dad's OK mate....maybe needs some of your fine looking home brew of yours.
Wishing him a speedy recovery.


He might be out Thursday.
I'm surprised he's still going mate, tough awld bastid.
I made him some home brew bitter but it was too strong for him,
Fooker could hardly stand and after falling and breaking ribs recently am not having that on me consience :D
 
He might be out Thursday.
I'm surprised he's still going mate, tough awld bastid.
I made him some home brew bitter but it was too strong for him,
Fooker could hardly stand and after falling and breaking ribs recently am not having that on me consience :D

Ouch can relate done my ribs in sneezing is horrible and was weeks ago I broke them.
 
Ouch can relate done my ribs in sneezing is horrible and was weeks ago I broke them.

I've done them a few times and couldn't breath.
He's got emphysema, COPD and TB,
punctured his lung this time and got pneumonia.
Last year he had covid and pneumonia then a head on car crash,
Oh and a massive hernia op before all that.
Every time he comes out of hospital he either wants to go straight the pub or me get him lockdown cans ffs <doh> <laugh>
 
I've done them a few times and couldn't breath.
He's got emphysema, COPD and TB, punctured his lung and got pneumonia.
Last year he had covid and pneumonia then a head on car crash,
Oh and a massive hernia op before all that.
Every time he comes out of hospital he either wants to go straight the pub or me get him lockdown cans ffs <doh> <laugh>

Same was a crash for me broke couple ribs, displaced one and punctured lung.

Ha get him on fosters its like piss water be safer <laugh>
 
Same was a crash for me broke couple ribs, displaced one and punctured lung.

Ha get him on fosters its like piss water be safer <laugh>


He drinks john smiths.
Think it was McEwan's up north east.
He's not a lager drinker.
I used to drink LCL pils was it up there ???
Oh he used to drink that crap newqui brown.
Vaux made better broon ale ffs
 
Same was a crash for me broke couple ribs, displaced one and punctured lung.

Ha get him on fosters its like piss water be safer <laugh>


He didn't break his ribs in the crash, chipped his spine though.
Broke his ribs tripping on his oxygen line ffs.
Didn't ring me for a few days.
Said it was because i was on nights but more he knew I'd get him in hospital lol.
Would of been a gonner if not.
 
He didn't break his ribs in the crash, chipped his spine though.
Broke his ribs tripping on his oxygen line ffs.
Didn't ring me for a few days.
Said it was because i was on nights but more he knew I'd get him in hospital lol.
Would of been a gonner if not.

Good job you did mate