Translation:
Bastard! Fecking Bayern. Now I've ended up at this ****hole.
His problem is that he's not the kind of person a working class area can take to.
No offence but he looks, and acts, weird as well as looking really awkward on a football pitch.
When he's interviewed he sounds vague and disinterested as if he's at a formal dinner but came in fancy dress by mistake.
The Mags love a 'Famous Number Nine' who's a bit like them ...
... Woltemade is nothing like anyone on Tyneside unless they're a mature student struggling with their sexuality, on a drama school course, and getting their clothes from the Salvation Army charity shop.
