Mackem Jokes

[ColinSharpe]

http://www.thingsthathavemorepointsthansunderland.com/

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

Paulo Di Canio said some harsh words to the fans at full time to prove A POINT!

The fans shouted back...........

BUT WE HAVE ONE!

"I will get my coat"

 

[Agent Bruce]

Paulo Di Canio said some harsh words to the fans at full time to prove A POINT!

The fans shouted back...........

BUT WE HAVE ONE!

"I will get my coat"

I should think so.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

I have just decided to do my masters in Palaeopathology and Human Evolutionary Science... Unfortunately that means I'll have to wait a while to find out how we evolved from Mackems...






True story

 

[Agent Bruce]

I have just decided to do my masters in Palaeopathology and Human Evolutionary Science... Unfortunately that means I'll have to wait a while to find out how we evolved from Mackems...






True story

I'll look forward to the outcome.

 

[Obi Wan]

I have just decided to do my masters in Palaeopathology and Human Evolutionary Science... Unfortunately that means I'll have to wait a while to find out how we evolved from Mackems...






True story

You mean we're genetically linked?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

What does a Mackem lass have on her knickers?

'Next'

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Don't know if this is a small town in Wales or the SAFC form for this season.

LDLLLLL

 

[Obi Wan]

What does a Mackem lass have on her knickers?

'Next'

or GAP?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

or GAP?

Good shout.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

What do you call a Mackem in a Suit?

The accused.

 

[Obi Wan]

Don't know if this is a small town in Wales or the SAFC form for this season.

LDLLLLL

Or where they do their shopping?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Good shout.

Holy s*** have you lost your mind?! Shouting near a Mackem's gap... The echoes would burst your eardrums for crying out loud... What's wrong with you?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

You mean we're genetically linked?

Woah woah woah... It's just a theory. I saw one of them trying to understand how to use a cash machine the other day and it got me thinking about what a neanderthal would make of chip and pin...

 

[Obi Wan]

Woah woah woah... It's just a theory. I saw one of them trying to understand how to use a cash machine the other day and it got me thinking about what a neanderthal would make of chip and pin...

Cheesy chip and pin?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Woah woah woah... It's just a theory. I saw one of them trying to understand how to use a cash machine the other day and it got me thinking about what a neanderthal would make of chip and pin...

Eat the chip with the pin.

 

[Deletion Requested1]

Whats the difference between a mackem lass and a kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a kitkat.

You mustn't of been to the been to the bigg market then or you wouldn't of typed that

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

We call them chavs, the Scousers call them scallies, what do mackems call them? Family!

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland?
A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe