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Mackem Jokes

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2013.

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  1. ColinSharpe

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    ColinSharpe, Oct 26, 2013
  2. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Paulo Di Canio said some harsh words to the fans at full time to prove A POINT!

    The fans shouted back...........

    BUT WE HAVE ONE!

    "I will get my coat"
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Oct 26, 2013
  3. Agent Bruce

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    I should think so.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I have just decided to do my masters in Palaeopathology and Human Evolutionary Science... Unfortunately that means I'll have to wait a while to find out how we evolved from Mackems...






    True story
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 26, 2013
  5. Agent Bruce

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    I'll look forward to the outcome.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    You mean we're genetically linked? <yikes>
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 26, 2013
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What does a Mackem lass have on her knickers?

    'Next'
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2013
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Don't know if this is a small town in Wales or the SAFC form for this season.

    LDLLLLL
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2013
  9. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> or GAP?
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Good shout.
     
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    What do you call a Mackem in a Suit?

    The accused.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2013
  12. Obi Wan

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    Or where they do their shopping?
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 26, 2013
  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Holy s*** have you lost your mind?! Shouting near a Mackem's gap... The echoes would burst your eardrums for crying out loud... What's wrong with you?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 26, 2013
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    Woah woah woah... It's just a theory. I saw one of them trying to understand how to use a cash machine the other day and it got me thinking about what a neanderthal would make of chip and pin...
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Cheesy chip and pin?
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 26, 2013
  16. Agent Bruce

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    Eat the chip with the pin.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 26, 2013
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    You mustn't of been to the been to the bigg market then or you wouldn't of typed that
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

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    We call them chavs, the Scousers call them scallies, what do mackems call them? Family!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 27, 2013
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    Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan with lots of girlfriends?
    A: A Shepherd
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 27, 2013
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    Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland?
    A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe
     
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