Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

[Gil T Azell]

"Can I ask you something personal?" asked my mate down the pub. "How long does it normally take you to masturbate?"
"That depends," I said. "If I just want a quick orgasm about 45 seconds, but if I want to draw it out it can be up to an hour."
"Well, could you make this a quick one?" he said. "Only it's your round."

 

[Gil T Azell]

My wife asked what would I do if I could go back in time.
"I would go back to the night I met you."
"Awe, just so we could have it all over again?"
"No, I would stay in." I replied.

 

[Gil T Azell]

My wife asked me earlier when I last had sex with someone that wasn't her, I said:
"Back in 08."
It sounds much better than 'August'.

 

[Gil T Azell]

Whenever I’m brought to orgasm by the touch of a woman's hand, they always say the same thing afterwards.
"Get out and find a new chiropodist!"

 

[Gil T Azell]

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[Smug in Boots]

What to you call a man who's a peeping Tom ...

... Lou King.

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

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[Gordon Armstrong]

It's time for this again . . . .

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[master-simpson]

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Bart

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

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[Montysoptician]

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[Gil T Azell]

Me and the wife were arguing about holidays last night. I want to go to Ibiza and she wants to come with me

 

[Gil T Azell]

I was shagging this girl the other day when I noticed this bloke was staring at us through the window.
I said "Oi! what you looking at you perv, there's a name for people like you. Can we not get any privacy?"
"Yeah you can" he replies "It would help if you weren't shagging in my front garden though".

 

[Montysoptician]

Me and the wife were arguing about holidays last night. I want to go to Ibiza and she wants to come with me

 

[Gil T Azell]

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[Gil T Azell]

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[spirit of 73]

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[spirit of 73]

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