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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    What a good idea :emoticon-0148-yes:
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    I went into a shop and said, "Would someone sell me a kettle, please ?"
    The bloke said "Kenwood" and I said "Where is he ?"
     
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    Why did they not make a space for me :emoticon-0112-wonde
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    A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.”

    The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.

    “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
     
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    Halloween decorations sorted.
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    What do you call a man who spends all his spare time fishing ...

    ... Rod <laugh>
     
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    What do you call a Muslim for gagging for a pint ...

    ... Mustafa Swallow.
     
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