Transfer Rumours Jorgensen

Huge game on Wednesday and the closing of transfer window,wonder if anyone thought about that,in an ideal world signings should have been done and dusted by now.I think some one already mentioned deja vu,offers at 23.55.
 
Huge game on Wednesday and the closing of transfer window,wonder if anyone thought about that,in an ideal world signings should have been done and dusted by now.I think some one already mentioned deja vu,offers at 23.55.

I'd be completely unsurprised if Mitrovic got sold and we brought nobody in. Wonder if Shefki's still around.
 
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I've been trying to find out a bit more about him. I'm optimistic it could work out. He seems to have quick feet, a good footballing brain and doesn't look like he'll panic if he gets a chance. Link up play looks decent too.

The Prem of course seems to have a way of crushing this optimism but I'll be happy to give him a good chance. He's got to be an improvement on our current line up
 
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I've been trying to find out a bit more about him. I'm optimistic it could work out. He seems to have quick feet, a good footballing brain and doesn't look like he'll panic if he gets a chance. Link up play looks decent too.

The Prem of course seems to have a way of crushing this optimism but I'll be happy to give him a good chance. He's got to be an improvement on our current line up

The Prem is just considerably harder. Will he have quick feet and a good brain with no space? We'll see. Or we won't - I honestly think Mike Ashley is deliberately avoiding breaking the transfer record. Nice little post from Twitter:

Ashley: The club will cost you £350m, and not a penny less.

Staveley: £250m.

Ashley: Stop wasting my time.

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Feyenoord: Jorgensen will cost you €20m, and not a penny less.

Ashley: €14m.

Feyenoord: <doh>
 
All I can see is it’s the 25th Jan tomorrow and these ****wits have managed to sign the sum total of Kenedy on loan. A deal that was reported as done on the 29th Dec in the Mail.

A deal for which most of the donkey work would have been done last summer. So all that was needed to "get it over the line" was for Conte to say "Yes, on you go son" and for him to have a medical. Even that seemed to take us ****ing ages to do. Dunno why other teams seem to get deals done quicker than us...actually I do, Ashley and ****ing Charnley!
 
Still time left yet lads, don't worry. We aren't after Slimani or Jorgensen. The striker we want plays in Spain for a top 5 team. I had a dream and spoke to Jonjo's and ACS's source from the takeover and he told me a top name striker was coming in.
 
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A deal for which most of the donkey work would have been done last summer. So all that was needed to "get it over the line" was for Conte to say "Yes, on you go son" and for him to have a medical. Even that seemed to take us ****ing ages to do. Dunno why other teams seem to get deals done quicker than us...actually I do, Ashley and ****ing Charnley!

No other club runs with as little resource as we do. We don't even have an FD, since that other lad left to go to Newcastle Airport we didn't bother to replace. It's disgusting. June 2015, "Head coach Steve McClaren, chief scout Graham Carr and club ambassador Bob Moncur have today been appointed to the Board, joining managing director Lee Charnley."

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Still time left yet lads, don't worry. We aren't after Slimani or Jorgensen. The striker we want plays in Spain for a top 5 team. I had a dream and spoke to Jonjo's and ACS's source from the takeover and he told me a top name striker was coming in.

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Huge game on Wednesday and the closing of transfer window,wonder if anyone thought about that,in an ideal world signings should have been done and dusted by now.I think some one already mentioned deja vu,offers at 23.55.

Indeed. Funnily enough I've just started rewatching the real football factories on netflix, half of episode 2 saw Danny Dyer in Burnley having a bit of a chat with one of the head guys of their "Firm", who call themselves the Suicide Squad :-) Top quality viewing like. Quite scary that people reckon they are born to be football hooligans and are quite happy spending their lives in and out of the nick, and bringing their kids up to follow the same path! Probably not as bad nowadays like but I bet some of it still gaans on like. Proper naughty !!!
 
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The guy would be a total nut job if he leaves the comparative comfort of Feyenoord to come here.

I hope he's thick skinned because he'll need to be.

We'll be doubling his wages, I think he'll survive.
 
Indeed. Funnily enough I've just started rewatching the real football factories on netflix, half of episode 2 saw Danny Dyer in Burnley having a bit of a chat with one of the head guys of their "Firm", who call themselves the Suicide Squad :) Top quality viewing like. Quite scary that people reckon they are born to be football hooligans and are quite happy spending their lives in and out of the nick, and bringing their kids up to follow the same path! Probably not as bad nowadays like but I bet some of it still gaans on like. Proper naughty !!!
Has he mentioned how much he's "bricking it" yet? He's always ****ing bricking it is Danny Diarrhea.
 
With Dzeko on the way to Chelsea to play back up to Morata surely we should be having a look at Batshuayi off Chelsea on loan?
Proven to score goals in the league, probably available with Dzeko coming in, on loan so Mike doesn't have to stump up the cash. Him or Sturridge for 6 months loan for me over the links we've had so far and then we can revisit the "breaking the club record" in the summer when we've had a chance to sort our **** out as opposed to rushing around in the last 10 days of the window bidding for anyone and everyone.
 
With Dzeko on the way to Chelsea to play back up to Morata surely we should be having a look at Batshuayi off Chelsea on loan?
Proven to score goals in the league, probably available with Dzeko coming in, on loan so Mike doesn't have to stump up the cash. Him or Sturridge for 6 months loan for me over the links we've had so far and then we can revisit the "breaking the club record" in the summer when we've had a chance to sort our **** out as opposed to rushing around in the last 10 days of the window bidding for anyone and everyone.

I'd be ecstatic with that and you can see why it would make sense :-)
 
With Dzeko on the way to Chelsea to play back up to Morata surely we should be having a look at Batshuayi off Chelsea on loan?
Proven to score goals in the league, probably available with Dzeko coming in, on loan so Mike doesn't have to stump up the cash. Him or Sturridge for 6 months loan for me over the links we've had so far and then we can revisit the "breaking the club record" in the summer when we've had a chance to sort our **** out as opposed to rushing around in the last 10 days of the window bidding for anyone and everyone.
Can’t have more than one on loan from another EPL side I believe
 
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