Jokes

talking to a mate the other day he said 'just got back from the dentist, and he told me i need root canal work they must be the three most terrifying words in the english language'....i said for me it was, 'time gentlemen, please'
 
So a man is getting a severe reprimand from his boss:

"Why did you **** her ???" the boss yells

"She was lying there naked, what was I supposed to do" answers the man

The boss replies: "The autopsy, you were supposed to do the ****ing autopsy !!!"