Jokes

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
talking to a mate the other day he said 'just got back from the dentist, and he told me i need root canal work they must be the three most terrifying words in the english language'....i said for me it was, 'time gentlemen, please'
 
So a man is getting a severe reprimand from his boss:

"Why did you **** her ???" the boss yells

"She was lying there naked, what was I supposed to do" answers the man

The boss replies: "The autopsy, you were supposed to do the ****ing autopsy !!!"