talking to a mate the other day he said 'just got back from the dentist, and he told me i need root canal work they must be the three most terrifying words in the english language'....i said for me it was, 'time gentlemen, please'
When you hurt, nobody else feels your pain
When you cry, no-one sees your tears.
When you're sad no-one feels your sorrow.........but fart just once!!!