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2020VisionofLeeds
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Guy goes up to an icecream van which is advertising any flavour you like.
Deciding to be a smart arse he says "do you really sell every flavour?"
The guy in the van says "sure do"
Smartarse says "then i'll have pussy flavour" to which the icecream man replies "one scoop or two?
He can't believe it and says "two of course"
Icecram man promptly hands over a double scoop cone.
Guy smells it and thinks it smells like pussy
Takes a lick screws up his face and says "this tastes like ****"
Icecream man replies "you took too long a lick"
Deciding to be a smart arse he says "do you really sell every flavour?"
The guy in the van says "sure do"
Smartarse says "then i'll have pussy flavour" to which the icecream man replies "one scoop or two?
He can't believe it and says "two of course"
Icecram man promptly hands over a double scoop cone.
Guy smells it and thinks it smells like pussy
Takes a lick screws up his face and says "this tastes like ****"
Icecream man replies "you took too long a lick"
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people in iran are scared of spiders but in iraq there's no phobia
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My 4-year-old grandson has been learning
Spanish all year and he still can't say
the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
Spanish all year and he still can't say
the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
Typical racial stereotyping.
It's not big and it's not clever...
I'm talking about the potato there not the Irish obviously
my young niece is currently spending some time with a production company helping a team of choreographers put together dance routines, it's not a paid position just twerk experience
brisbane-lion
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Rather live in Brisbane, then again
Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night."
Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that.
What's the tartin?...."
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night."
Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that.
What's the tartin?...."
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”
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In a major breakthrough in the field of particle physics, researchers have - for the first time - been able to weigh rainbows.
Turns out they're pretty light.
Turns out they're pretty light.