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brisbane-lion
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My dad gave me some money to pay the electricity bill but on the way I decided to buy five lottery tickets to win a nice new truck. When i got home with my tickets and told dad, he walloped me good and proper. The next morning I looked out the window and saw a nice new gleaming truck parked on the driveway. I was so pleased. I rushed in to tell dad. The truck was from the Power company and they had come to cut off our power. Dad walloped my good and proper.
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Don't forget as winter will soon be upon us and our native birds are finding food scarce, please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.
There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag.
Just remember however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag.
Just remember however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
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Halal chicken slaughtered in the traditional Muslim way,does that mean one has to go back to the henhouse wearing a rucksack
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