Jokes
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When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his c*ck and throws it at the female octopus so that she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new c*ck !
If that Isn’t the most epic way to tell someone to go and f*ck themselves, I really don’t know what is
If that Isn’t the most epic way to tell someone to go and f*ck themselves, I really don’t know what is
I said to the missus, "I saw a woman with her tits out on the bus feeding her son."
She said, "It's natural."
"Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him crisps."
She said, "It's natural."
"Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him crisps."
COCA-COLA employees were told in an online training to "try to be less white" in an effort to combat racism discrimination.
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The BBC were proposing to teach people how to drink water, even got to the stage of having a seminar with 30 employees on the pros and cons of the programme.
I suppose some of the weaker minds would do as they were told, especially if they got a certificate to say they had passed their water drinking test
I suppose some of the weaker minds would do as they were told, especially if they got a certificate to say they had passed their water drinking test
That Britain hating *****phile establishment should be shut down, piss taking bastards.BBC passed so much water it was called taking the pish
just heard today they are charging Americans and Canadians 4 quid a month for it and have made a million so far but all the programs shown were bought by British taxpayers, yet they cant (wont) drop the licence fee down , as they would rather prosecute your Grannie.
yet they tell the gov they are not for profit yet sell BBC news all over the world.bastards
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brisbane-lion
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Thanks BrissyYou can be a cruel bastard, OLOF.
Just opened a birthday card and loads of rice fell out of it.
Must have been from my uncle Ben.
Must have been from my uncle Ben.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses & a mask at the same time???
You may be entitled to condensation......
You may be entitled to condensation......