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    AND I THOUGHT IT WAS POLLY
     
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    More likely an Elland target! :D
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><applause>
     
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    Does anyone have an owners manual for a wife?...

    Mines making a terrible whining noise!
     
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    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco,
    drank all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a £214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.

    A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.

    Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

    That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

    Makes you proud to be British.
     
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    CG?
     
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    KARL GUSTAV
     
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