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Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.
This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'
This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers!
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," replied Willis
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked............"I'll be Bach !"
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," replied Willis
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked............"I'll be Bach !"
Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction!
I mean, it's not that hard....
I mean, it's not that hard....
I've put all my dogging equipment on eBay. I haven't got any bids yet but there are 12 people watching.
My wife always complains that I never "buy her chocolates".
In my defense I didn't even know she sold chocolates in the first place.
In my defense I didn't even know she sold chocolates in the first place.
My teacher told me I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia, but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.
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To all you fat, ugly, insecure girls that didn't get a valentine's card this year.
Chin up, it's pancake day
Chin up, it's pancake day