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Uncle Ben has been rushed into hospital after discovering a lump in one of his testicles.

Turns out It was a a boil in the bag
 
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Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'
 
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers!
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," replied Willis
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked............"I'll be Bach !"