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Think you will find they have all missed games <laugh> recently. <whistle>. You've got worse tunnel vision than Arsene Wenger when his team get a dodge pen. Google Filthy Scottish scum, drunken ****s riot and rip down Wembley goal posts <doh> even you should remember that one, you must have only been in your 50s then. :emoticon-0105-wink:
LOL. That was a riot? Invading a football field when the only england supporters in the ground were the english players & staff? Only casualties were the goalposts & a wee bit of grass. Rod Stewart & Gordon Strachan were on the pitch with them, btw.

So riot, no. Celebration, yes.

This is the first article Google brought up for me, Enjoyed watching the highlight vid, but not the dodgy penalty you were awarded at the end, or the nailed on penalty the ref denied us at the start.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...h-snapped-crossbar-stunning-England-1977.html

Probably wouldn't have got as much coverage if we'd been breaking english necks. But, as mentioned before, no english fans could be found.
 
Jokes thread boys. Although it is a joke comparing a broken goal post from over 50 years ago to what England fans have done since. Lansdowne road just as a minor comparison:emoticon-0105-wink:
It's the english 'fans' that are the joke. :D

Well known fact. :D
 
LOL. That was a riot? Invading a football field when the only england supporters in the ground were the english players & staff? Only casualties were the goalposts & a wee bit of grass. Rod Stewart & Gordon Strachan were on the pitch with them, btw.

So riot, no. Celebration, yes.

This is the first article Google brought up for me, Enjoyed watching the highlight vid, but not the dodgy penalty you were awarded at the end, or the nailed on penalty the ref denied us at the start.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...h-snapped-crossbar-stunning-England-1977.html

Probably wouldn't have got as much coverage if we'd been breaking english necks. But, as mentioned before, no english fans could be found.
So when thousands of drunk Scottish scum smash things up its not a riot, 2 English have a fight, it is, got it Arsene <doh>
 
LOL. That was a riot? Invading a football field when the only england supporters in the ground were the english players & staff? Only casualties were the goalposts & a wee bit of grass. Rod Stewart & Gordon Strachan were on the pitch with them, btw.

So riot, no. Celebration, yes.

This is the first article Google brought up for me, Enjoyed watching the highlight vid, but not the dodgy penalty you were awarded at the end, or the nailed on penalty the ref denied us at the start.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...h-snapped-crossbar-stunning-England-1977.html

Probably wouldn't have got as much coverage if we'd been breaking english necks. But, as mentioned before, no english fans could be found.
Bannockburn was a far better match.
 
So when thousands of drunk Scottish scum smash things up its not a riot, 2 English have a fight, it is, got it Arsene <doh>
"Smash things up"? Bit dramatic, isn't it? 1 crossbar & a wee bit of grass.

Almost as accurate as the english press declaring that england will win whatever tournament they are in. Got it wrong every time since 1966, & even then, they guessed wrong!
 
"Smash things up"? Bit dramatic, isn't it? 1 crossbar & a wee bit of grass.

Almost as accurate as the english press declaring that england will win whatever tournament they are in. Got it wrong every time since 1966, & even then, they guessed wrong!
Can you post one link where the press have said we will win any tournament, I recon its a WJ dream, but they are a lot closer than Scotland who never get past the filling the entry forms in <laugh>
 
Euro 96 was the last time I can recall any real press positivity towards England's chances, even when the hoardes were getting excited under Sven, the rags were stating we'd win nowt with Gerrard ans Lampard in the same team.
 
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Euro 96 was the last time I can recall any real press positivity towards England's chances, even when the hoardes were getting excited under Sven, the rags were stating we'd win nowt with Gerrard ans Lampard in the same team.
Correct, the Jocks make the story up,and pretend we said it, with not going any finals, they have nothing better to do. Losers <whistle>
 
Haha! Seems some of you english are really hurting! I can understand it though.

Beaten by another team you were convinced you'd beat.

The humiliation of having someone sent off. Not just sent off, but the captain sent off!

Just as well the fans weren't allowed to travel or you could have had a full house when they rioted. :D

To which a response only has to be: Scottish football.

:D
 
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