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I released my own fragrance today. No one else on the bus seemed to like it.
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I met a girl in a nightclub and went back to hers for the night.
Things got a bit hot and heavy when she whispered to me "Put a finger in me" which of course i promptly did.
She then said "put another finger in me" so i compiled again.
A short time later she whispered "try your hold hand" and i thought "ok. nothing ventured nothing gained"
Then she said, "now your other hand as well". I thought this girl really knows what she wants.
30 secs later she said "Now clap" to which i replied "I can't"
She looked at me and said "tight aren't i"
Things got a bit hot and heavy when she whispered to me "Put a finger in me" which of course i promptly did.
She then said "put another finger in me" so i compiled again.
A short time later she whispered "try your hold hand" and i thought "ok. nothing ventured nothing gained"
Then she said, "now your other hand as well". I thought this girl really knows what she wants.
30 secs later she said "Now clap" to which i replied "I can't"
She looked at me and said "tight aren't i"
Leeds beat spurs in thrilling match Ian Beale life long Spurs supporter gives us his reaction
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First woman on the moon, "Houston, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Never Mind."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing."
"Please tell us."
"You know what the problem is."
"What?"
"Never Mind."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing."
"Please tell us."
"You know what the problem is."
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2020VisionofLeeds
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I seem to be the only on here with an understanding wife who works with me in a partnership based on mutual respect.
2020VisionofLeeds
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Or maybe I'm the only whose wife is looking over my shoulder as I read this thread.
She's gone now, as you were.
She's gone now, as you were.
