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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    I'm not keen on coppers either Wakey<whistle>
    but you're right, if they did their jobs right the country wouldn't be going down the pan:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    OLOF, Oct 8, 2020
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    B00743CA-2469-4188-AB62-75F5E28BEF57.jpeg
     
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    We had a big hit over here by a group called SkyHooks, it was called "Horror Movie". It was a song about the six o'clock news. Few years old now but look it up, it's worth it in light of today's circumstances.
     
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    I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester yesterday.
    He had a Wigan address.
     
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    blonogasoven, Oct 9, 2020
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Does this belong on here, or the politics page?

     
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    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Oldie, but couldn't resist......

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Whitejock, Oct 9, 2020
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    Eireleeds1, Oct 10, 2020
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    Very very funny
     
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    5 years ago today my mate George came running out shouting "It's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face.

    He never did go back to Thailand.
     
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    Eireleeds1, Oct 13, 2020
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    Never mind the giraffe, I find myself Googling "Why are Leeds supporters supporters?" Never can understand that. Makes about as much sense.
     
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    My neighbour accused me of taking washing off her line today.
    I was that shocked, I nearly **** her knickers.
     
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    Shouldn't there be a , in there :police:. :bandit:
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I took my wife out for our anniversary dinner last night and she kept saying she wanted to pay for the meal.
    "Don't be stupid," I said, "we're halfway down the road now, just keep running".
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the picture above was taken by Katie Prices GYNECOLOGIST
     
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