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  1. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    Just been watching women's golf on tv, same old story, crap at Driving, great with an Iron.
     
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    Can you show Tyler Roberts how to dribble?
     
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    Well the RNC reckons that “President Trump just turned in the greatest debate performance in presidential history, displaying a command of the facts and control of the conversation,”

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    Not funny, Eric. There are those that believe it. <doh>
     
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    What makes it worse is that he believes if himself

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  6. lifecheshirewhite

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    Do you Aussies not understand what a Joke is, your on the wrong page <doh>
     
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    A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself. “I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”

    The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”
     
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    90FB8152-7222-4DCB-910D-142F6F09B717.jpeg It didn’t work so well
     
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    That's the snowflakes ****ed up the game Cludo, insisted on putting a black man in the new version. <doh>
    Not going to be hard to sort out who did it now is it. :police:





    Mr Peacock, who were you thinking <yikes>
     
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