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  1. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    LOL. That was a riot? Invading a football field when the only england supporters in the ground were the english players & staff? Only casualties were the goalposts & a wee bit of grass. Rod Stewart & Gordon Strachan were on the pitch with them, btw.

    So riot, no. Celebration, yes.

    This is the first article Google brought up for me, Enjoyed watching the highlight vid, but not the dodgy penalty you were awarded at the end, or the nailed on penalty the ref denied us at the start.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...h-snapped-crossbar-stunning-England-1977.html

    Probably wouldn't have got as much coverage if we'd been breaking english necks. But, as mentioned before, no english fans could be found.
     
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  2. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    It's the english 'fans' that are the joke. :D

    Well known fact. :D
     
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  3. lifecheshirewhite

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    We didn't wreck Landsdown road, that's just the way you built it missing one side. <doh>
     
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  4. lifecheshirewhite

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    So when thousands of drunk Scottish scum smash things up its not a riot, 2 English have a fight, it is, got it Arsene <doh>
     
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    Bannockburn was a far better match.
     
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    See there's your mistake calling them fans.
     
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  7. Whitejock

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    "Smash things up"? Bit dramatic, isn't it? 1 crossbar & a wee bit of grass.

    Almost as accurate as the english press declaring that england will win whatever tournament they are in. Got it wrong every time since 1966, & even then, they guessed wrong!
     
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    Can you post one link where the press have said we will win any tournament, I recon its a WJ dream, but they are a lot closer than Scotland who never get past the filling the entry forms in <laugh>
     
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    Guess you don't read the papers. Let's see who backs you up.
     
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    England won the decider as normal, culloden put the Jocks back in their place. :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Can't ay just a WJ dream.
     
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    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    As I said, let's see who backs you up. I doubt anyone who's read a newspaper leading up to a tournament will back you up.
     
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    Seen plenty of papers say England can or might, never seen one that said we will,but they have won once, and made last four many a time, where as scotland, have always been ****.
     
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    Don’t forget Flodden Field the list is endless
    Just thought I would join in
     
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  15. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    Euro 96 was the last time I can recall any real press positivity towards England's chances, even when the hoardes were getting excited under Sven, the rags were stating we'd win nowt with Gerrard ans Lampard in the same team.
     
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    Correct, the Jocks make the story up,and pretend we said it, with not going any finals, they have nothing better to do. Losers <whistle>
     
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    To which a response only has to be: Scottish football.

    :D
     
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    Q: What do you call a Scot at the World Cup ?
    A: The referee
     
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  20. 2 pennth

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    Am I missing something
    What was the question ?
     
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