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That is the best I had to try and get the joke thread back. I'm not proud of them but needs must. Btw everyone's a fkn critic!
here is a joke only older people that like reggae will like when i lived in Amsterdam the bikes have special lanes to pass pedestrians. on my bike i had to pass de dutchies on de left hand side
do i have to explain it,ok her right arm is covered by hair and looks like a dick, brisbane joked about the nose, i joked he needs to see an optician if that's all he saw
The girlfriend just walked in and said what are you doing on the computer ? I said looking for cheap flights, well she got very excited and gave me the best blow job I've ever had, bit surprised really as she's never shown any interest in Darts before.
