Jokes
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pply WJ's anti-English comments to football in general North of Hadrian's Wall.
Rimmel have had many complaints about their new vibrant shade lipstick. Women have noted that the lipstick breaks very easily & many have reported suffering from bad breath while using it. They said: Supercolourfragilelipstickgivesyouhalitosis.
brisbane-lion
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That is the best I had to try and get the joke thread back. I'm not proud of them but needs must.Fcuk me. Just how bad can you get?
Btw everyone's a fkn critic!
here is a joke only older people that like reggae will like
when i lived in Amsterdam the bikes have special lanes to pass pedestrians.
on my bike i had to
pass de dutchies on de left hand side
when i lived in Amsterdam the bikes have special lanes to pass pedestrians.
on my bike i had to
pass de dutchies on de left hand side
brisbane-lion
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Yea, I noticed that the nose must have been a falsie. No-one has a konk that size.
do i have to explain it,ok her right arm is covered by hair and looks like a dick, brisbane joked about the nose, i joked he needs to see an optician if that's all he saw
I didn't even realise it was her arm, just saw the dick.
2020VisionofLeeds
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I didn’t see the dick, amongst all the others in this forum it just merged in.
The girlfriend just walked in and said what are you doing on the computer ? I said looking for cheap flights, well she got very excited and gave me the best blow job I've ever had, bit surprised really as she's never shown any interest in Darts before. 