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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. brisbane-lion

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    why? it's a top of the range iron!
     
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  6. Ringo Lion

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    It was meant to be!!<cheers>
     
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  7. brisbane-lion

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    Are you looking to share the same lightening bolt thats waiting for Roger and OLOF? <yikes>
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    Isn't it strange to see so many tattoos on professional footballers considering how low their pain thresholds are <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. ellandback

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    Yesterday, a 45-year-old man was going to bed heard thieves in his garage.
    He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.
    The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
    - it’s about these thieves in my garage.
    Don't bother coming anymore Ive shot them.
    After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances,..... Thieves were obviously caught.
    Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
    Officer says - “ You said you shot them! “
    Gentlemen - “ And you said you don't have a free police car “ ..
     
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    just stapled a photo of a missing lamp post to a cat hoping it will be found
     
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    The little guy looks like one of our members!!!
     
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    I need new glasses!
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    Yep Dirty always sticks his nose in where its not wanted.
     
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    Glasses, what glasses
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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