They say before you criticize anybody, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if things don't go well, you're a mile away from them and you've got their shoes.
Our local running club had a half marathon yesterday and it was a 1960's theme bizarrely a lot of the runners turned up as Hank marvin which sort of overshadowed the event
the neighbours wife has left him because of his constant obsession for wanting italian food at every meal, he said he's feeling a bit cannelloni right now
these new expensive vagina scented candles are a total waste of money, you are better opening a jar of fish paste and placing it on a hot radiator